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"Ill be alright, don't cry"
Please papa, don't leave me!
Yummy yummy yummy
You got me for amusement purposes only, right?
Is this your kid?
"Aaaawww Man! I almost had it!!!!"
Didn't you know I won't get any taller?
"Being a mechanic is hard work, but it pays the bills and feeds the kids!"
"Pssss, pssstt pssss psst pssss psst"
A nip here, a tuck there........you look marvelous dahling!
Will you be my new daddy? I be your best fwiend!
Titanic.......the sequel?
"Must......reach.......cookie!"
"Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!"
Sssshhhh, baby sleeping
Woohoo!.....high tide, get outa my way!!!
Do I LOOK like a mocha latte to you?!
Uh, excuse me mister, have you seen my mother?
"Thanks, I had it done at that fabulous new salon downtown!"
"I told you, don't pull my ears, didn't I?!!!"
Two dogs meet each other in the park. The first dog says, "Hi, I'm Rover. What's your name?" The other dog says, "I don't know, but I think it's 'Down Boy'."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's entirely too dark to read. - Groucho Marx -
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A Golden Retriever!
A 3-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. I think it's printed on the bottom."
A lady took her sick Poodle to the vet and said, "Doctor, can you treat my dog?" The doctor replied, "I would, but I'm all out of dog treats!"
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.
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Is this your kid?
A lady took her sick Poodle to the vet and said, "Doctor, can you treat my dog?" The doctor replied, "I would, but I'm all out of dog treats!"
Donate to the Lucille Burch Foundaton and help us offer health services to animals for people who need them as companions. Your contribution is tax deductible and will be used to support this worthy cause.